torsdag 17 september 2009

Happy birthday to me!

So, this is the day. 24 years ago I took my first breath and here I am. Blogging. I will celebrate this glorious day by putting up two comics!
COMIC NO. 1


Kim & Pim

Kim:Pim?

Pim:Yes?

Kim:Can you explain the thing with the birds and the bees?

Pim:Certainly.

Pim:Well, you see ...

Pim:When a male and a female likes each other very much ...


Pim: Then they like to hug each other!


Kim: Hug?


Pim: Exactly. It is performed like this: the male puts his two "paws" around the females' body.


Pim: Then she takes of her sweater and shows her titties.


Pim: Shortly thereafter a focused breastfucking is begun. It ends by the female taking the males "limb" and squeeze it to place in the hollow of her arm.


Pim: The male is letting out highpitched sounds of pain when the female is squeezing as hard as she can!



Pim: Then the female runs off. This is by many considered the funniest part, since the male is still attached with his penis in the armpit.


Pim: She runs until she comes to a well.


Pim: There, on the brink of the well, a what you can describe as an accomplished sexual intercourse is performed.


Pim: The penis is streched out and supple from all the running and squeezing, but this doesnt seem to be the slightest problem.


Pim:When the male is done, in other words when he has squirted the females PUSSY full of SPERM ...


Kim: Yeah? What happens then?


Pim: Well then she hits him in the head with a rock and throw him in the well!


Pim: Like, SPLASH! AHAHAHAHAH!


Kim: Okay ... But where does the birds and the bees come in?


Pim: IN THE CUNT, GODDAMMIT! THEY COME STRAIGHT INTO THE CUNT!


This comic was first published in color in the swedish comics magazine Hjälp! (Help!) no. 6 2008.



COMIC NO. 2



published in Galago no. 95 2009

2 kommentarer:

fridaswork sa...

Du är bäst. Ingen protest. Tack för uppdateringen, det var på tiden! :)

GRRRAAAATTIIIIIISSSS!!!

Benjamin sa...

Grattis! Grymt bra blogg förresten, jag hade lyckats missa den på nåt sätt.