So, this is the day. 24 years ago I took my first breath and here I am. Blogging. I will celebrate this glorious day by putting up two comics!
COMIC NO. 1
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Kim & Pim
Kim:Pim?
Pim:Yes?
Kim:Can you explain the thing with the birds and the bees?
Pim:Certainly.
Pim:Well, you see ...
Pim:When a male and a female likes each other very much ...
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Pim: Then they like to hug each other!
Kim: Hug?
Pim: Exactly. It is performed like this: the male puts his two "paws" around the females' body.
Pim: Then she takes of her sweater and shows her titties.
Pim: Shortly thereafter a focused breastfucking is begun. It ends by the female taking the males "limb" and squeeze it to place in the hollow of her arm.
Pim: The male is letting out highpitched sounds of pain when the female is squeezing as hard as she can!
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Pim: Then the female runs off. This is by many considered the funniest part, since the male is still attached with his penis in the armpit.
Pim: She runs until she comes to a well.
Pim: There, on the brink of the well, a what you can describe as an accomplished sexual intercourse is performed.
Pim: The penis is streched out and supple from all the running and squeezing, but this doesnt seem to be the slightest problem.
Pim:When the male is done, in other words when he has squirted the females PUSSY full of SPERM ...
Kim: Yeah? What happens then?
Pim: Well then she hits him in the head with a rock and throw him in the well!
Pim: Like, SPLASH! AHAHAHAHAH!
Kim: Okay ... But where does the birds and the bees come in?
Pim: IN THE CUNT, GODDAMMIT! THEY COME STRAIGHT INTO THE CUNT!
This comic was first published in color in the swedish comics magazine Hjälp! (Help!) no. 6 2008.
COMIC NO. 2
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published in Galago no. 95 2009